(Pauses. But if it doesnt, I can add in some of the confidential ingredients. First Place Winner! Oh, what the heck. But when I was messing around with Ricky, I told him I liked disco. (Takes a deep breath and rolls the window down.) Its just all of these big-money corporate companies profiting off of naive romantics by selling aphrodisiacs, like chocolates. And kicked me. I will tell the police everything that happened. Really? Genre: Dramatic. Genre: Comedic. A blanket of obscurity. Thanks for talking about this with me Mrs. G. I know Im struggling with focus. (Waits for a minute for camera to turn off.) Mr. Dont Feel Like Teaching today. All the other people in the band just look mad in their pictures, especially the skunk hair guy. Is He the Perfect Man or Is He Just a Result of the Painstaking Emotional Labor Performed by Every Woman Hes Ever Dated? I dont care if you like her. I have more chores than any of my other friends. I think Mr Rupert will see you now. As Jasmine soars above the world on the magic carpet everything is crystal clearThat now, Im in a whole new world with you. I come from a mixed family, my moms like half cherry, dads rocky road. I learned my lesson last week. Hope you are all doing well. For crying out loud, I sob when I see our favorite books at the library, or those frogs at the zoo we used to like. And then, I spent fifty years wishing I had had the courage to say no. The guards used to lock us in our dormitory at night and not show up again til the morning. Honorable Mention! One day they could want one thing, and the next day change their mind. My childhood has been taken away from me. Thats better. I could tell you that I'm gonna make you my prison bitch. Please help support our writers and keep our site ad-free by becoming a patron today! Right! Dont blink. Wheres my cell phone? Ive seen it all buddy. Jessie! We arent going to keep her. By: Luis H., Age 14, Illinois, USA Description: A student interrupts the pledge to question what it means. Over the years, Ive started to realize that in life I need to work as hard as I can just to survive, even though we never get paid enough to even eat. I try to laugh it off and tell myself that Im okayand maybe cry a little bit more. Now it is all over because I made one mistake. And, Im Hispanic, so I dont know what quiet is! I wouldnt blame her either. He just called me. All youre gonna be is a piece of trivia for superhero nerds with nothing better to spend their time on. At a time like this, she is just sitting there reading? Wondering what happened. No, you dont. Oh my gosh ughh I know what youre thinking. You were too busy running around with guys that only stuck around for one reason and one reason only. Humanity monologues collection rebranded for the new world. Oh yeah, I just had my birthday. I know, but its not my fault. I was out in the garage taking off my boots, and she just wandered in. The story of my family ordinary, miserable, with its silly joys and such terrible unhappiness. So, no, I dont accept your apology, and I never will. Third Place Winner! There are worse things. Its just that everyone has given up on him; even you andand our parents have decided to move on, but I- I cantokay? (Smiles at audience. Its a a blackout? He acted like a nice guy around her, but I could tell he wasnt a good guy. You will get some special perks for working here we offer dental and medical, and we consider your mental health a top priority. Were just objects, wallflowers, property. Im constantly blowing my money on repairs for my house, because its always rotting away. Well I guess I have to go write my stupidmonologue thing now. What Im doing now is pointless. How dare you make such an accusation about an impressionable high school junior Mr. Brown! (Clears throat. Now dont get me wrong, there are so many good possibilities hiding in the darkness. Oh, he is so dead! Im not asking you to forget about Lila, because thats not possible. And the worst part is that its a boy! So, turns out my mum wasnt so happy about all of this, and she went looking the whole world over for me. Second Place Winner! Youre gonna aaaand you fell. By: Gracyn Eitel, Age 14 Description: A Look into my Mirror Genre: Dramatic. Ive been really trying to keep a happy face for Luke, but its really hard. Genre: Comedic (Astronaut enters, tripping and staggering) Sorry, sorry, my legs are still getting use to gravity. Alexa is always listening. So, I might have given her a little more. Wonderful. But its not that simple and dropping out isnt the solution. Well I think its safe to assume that I have something to tell you all. Because evidently with any of the three you can and will eventually go into the sea of death. Takes time to pronounce correctly) Tu-ff-in. My goal is consuming to balance the raging war between good and evil, between darkness and me. I think I got it. Why do I have to suffer through this? But then I wake up and I feel the excruciating pain. I feel as though I am slowly fading away from reality. (has a sad realization) But, I am a fat ass. He would come home late at night, drunk, if he even came home at all. If you're exploring their voice as you write, don't explore it in a long and important monologue, explore it elsewhere in the script. Honestly, this wasnt what I was expecting. Angela and I are more like sisters. This is a Comma-free society. Its safe to say we're in a whole new world. I think its mine. Third Place Winner! Im sorry that the car hit me. I say, no problem, blue has always suited me, its my signature color. But it never worked. Thats when I learned to be social; To appreciate my friends and family. I am calling the principal! Ive been thin all my life. Put graffiti on the walls. [JASMINE] A whole new world A dazzling place I never knew But when I'm way up here It's crystal clear That now, I'm in a whole new world with you [ALADDIN] Now I'm in a whole new world with you . Second Place Winner! She wants to be near Barry, because he's the only one who witnessed her most animal side and loves her anyway. What can I say to convince you Im not a bad guy? This is a dream, right? I remember that day, I decided Id go the library and work on homework during lunch, since I didnt really have anywhere else to go, but I had only in there for about ten minutes when I heard this loud noise coming from out in the halls. First Place Winner By:Isabel Parent, Calgary Alberta, Age 15 Gender:Male Genre:Comedic Description:A nervous Walmart employee makes a video tape of himself asking for a promotion. Seems like we can finally get started. I got somethings off my chest at least. Mom had cut it straight across and dad said it should go on the diagonal. Sales+streaming figures based on certification alone. Youre all worried about me! Thats right, I dont know what it is going to be either because we were supposed to learn that today but couldnt because of some lazy teacher. The iceberg comes with penguins sitting on top! I mean that stupid account basically ruined my life! I mean just because its my first major audition doesnt mean I should worry. Even in the last days of his life all he could think about was you. Second Place Winner! And my old childhood friend would still be kind to me. Its kind of a long story. During the summer we rode our matching blue Schwinn bikes everywhere and wed try to hold hands while riding. In New York I found love. I see the inside. She said if my reflection had pulled me in, maybe she could pull me out. I liked them at first until I looked through the lenses and realized they made my thighs look like swollen sausages, the kind they only sell in bulk at Costco. I looked up pictures of Aerosmith online and the main guy doesnt look like a guy at all. Im not. I cherish the moments I have with my family because I know that at any time, they can be taken away from me; Off to fight some war and never come back. I just have to stay calm and relaxed. Give one example of alliteration. The turkey was great. First Place Winner! Oh, how awful that wouldve been never fulfilling my true purpose. Its peaceful there with my earbuds in. The heroes will save you? (Softly.) Not feeling comfortable in my own skin. He smiles with black teeth. (Not convincing, they turn to new tactics.) I want to scatter brightly colored feathers for little girls to find in parks. I tried thinking of something to say, as if choosing the right words would save his life but. Yes, ice-cold crystal-clear water for the whole country! It describes people like me who dont identify as either a boy or a girl. Next Grunters house. John? Im giving her the silent treatment, if thats not clear. You know the times when you lie in the dark and ponder upon questions about life? Who am I kidding? At the end of the episode, we see a kid fighting with another kid. Yes, Im serious. Apparently, my GPA is record-breaking which I is a good thing, but apparently not enough to get into the college of my choice. Here, have a cup of tea. By: Niesha M., Fort Worth, Texas, USA, Age 12 Gender: Female Genre: Comedic Description: A wife tells her husband about a stray cat shes taken in. Its not ok, its not right. By: jack wayne rogers; Comments: 0 . This alerts the obnoxious kid sitting behind you who loudly says, Oooh! First Place Winner! Now, the art of the sword is an art dating back to the earliest ages of reason, perfected during the Renaissance age, when a true Renaissance man knew not only the sword, butstop chatting amongst yourselves, you urchins! He cant climb on his cat tower or practice jumping off the tower and landing on his feet. Ohis that the new neighbor from next door? No way am I loaning you my pencil, freak. Only, something takes over your mouth and you hear yourself actually say, sure. You cant take it back. The flags not a person. Now youre chilling with Dasher and Dancer acting like youre a big star just because your nose glows up red, WE HAVE 50 THOUSAND CHRISTMAS LIGHTS THAT DO THAT SAME THING- you know what Rudolph, do what you wanna do, but never forget where you came from. I tried to wash off as much as I could in the bathroom, but its still there, as you can see. Why do you do this to our family Lord? At first, I didnt know what to do. I have to get out! Im takin Trout. My skin color, for some strange reason, is a threat to you? Instead of writing down the numbers, I downloaded multiple calorie counting apps and fasting apps. Do I feel bad about what I do for a living, no. Its like art. Okay, you can hear me? Before we left I looked back to the place I called home, and looked at the creek and the fields across from it, I turned back to our carrito and looked at the dirt road. (Jumps to feet.) I mean arent we in a day and age where its okay to be different? No one can match my skills or mastery. I have to say it out loud. A melodic tour de force with wide ranging appeal, it is wisely tipped as the Christmas number one."[15]. He didnt listen. Why dont you go ahead and take a seat hon. Lemme tell you the truth about this whole Three Little Pigs thing. Oh, Possums, Dame Edna is no more. By: Evelin Rienzo, Age 13, Florida USA Description: A teen explains why they are a thief. First Place Winner! Anyway, I try to forget about it. What if Im horrible? You have two parents who love you, who are always there. Yes, you, in the out-of-season blouse. SORRY? It is told from my creatively augmented inner perspective. But if I could magically have that perfect day, it really wouldnt matter the location. I wish I could sleep, Im always tired in the morning, the nurses call me out for looking bleary. They dont. I see me. DONT FORGET! Oat cereals those are good and also healthy dog food, this sword, a camera of course, a knife, a food container, sunscreen, and a bottle. Genre: Comedic. But even then they make fun of me. Genre: Dramatic, Why am I not enough? Hmm, says Bob, Ive been wanting to talk to you about that. Apparently, the true storythat I came out of a milk carton in the local supermarket when Alan unscrewed the lid, wasnt exciting enough, it didnt scream blockbuster. I totally ignored her. Are you okay? The other one was a chemical that has been shown to bring people back to life. I can only see them, my children. Unless ya whip it outta em. You know, like those guys who used to have to break up rocks when they were sent to jail? I mean when was the last time I went to the park? (A boy walks in and sits on a sofa in his psychiatrists office.) As soon as I finished my Valedictorian speech I was done and out of high school. The savagery that took place there was unbearable. Fold a thousand. What about the time that you lied to Elizabeth about never having dated Joelle and she found out and broke up with youbreaking your heart, really. He pushed her into the mantel, and I watched it all happen. I am tired of being cooped up, but I cant help it. Tell City Hall that Im sorry their building is now a boat. Genre: Comedic. Im sorry did you just ask me why, because Im heading to the beach to relax. Whatcha got there? Losers like you only exist to make girls like me shine even more. We took the mirror to the landfill, and I was so relieved that she was gone forever. Youll be famous without any drawbacks! Cause Im popular, and Im running unopposed. Title: A Whole New World Subject: Sheet Music Created Date: 1/15/2000 11:20:06 PM I know that you think of me as your cute baby girl with her pretty dress and crown hoping to one day marry a prince. Well, my friends say Im obsessed with celebrities. "Aladdin" (2019): Jasmine. I dont know, but Im this dogs parent now. I even keep myself clean, and I would never, ever roll around in stinky stuff in the yard, or chew on dirty socks and then lick the humans. You see, if I was in the light booth, then there was no way I could have run down the stairs until I reached the stage and found the knife stashed in a lock box by the rigging system roughly 25 feet away from Alice. Zayn Malik and Zhavia Ward did their version of the song for the live action version of Aladdin (2019). Up. I mean who do you think you are? Ill fidget and play with my hair. God, I know! Or went swimming my friends? She wasnt one of those moms who liked to sleep in late and have breakfast in bed. You know, when I got married to my first husband, Charlie, I was so nervous. Go have fun! Im Olivia, the dance captain. (Pause.) Just looking at the moon, June Bug. Of course, he wasnt talking clothing, he meant skin tone. Some girls like to think that they can be special snowflakes, but theyre all idiots! I still never understood why my relationship with food was different than my friends relationship with food. Well not you guys but your ancestors. First Place Winner! We caught that evil reflection when she came home from school, and together we pushed her inside of another big mirror. I even quit my job just so I could keep my eye on him. I will be like an explorer. Sarah Goldberg only just landed in Wales, but today, she's thinking of where I'm currently located: Greenpoint, Brooklyn. Those crocs? Do I look oversize to you? Also germs. Until I was killed, making it look like a clumsy mistake of my own hands. But I decided to call roadside assistance to get my car towed and have Haley come pick me up and not let it ruin the day. Listen buddy, Im gonna stop you right there. It was a happy childhood. Well, stay safe, and I hope the pencil wound in your arm heals. I work hard to be utterly ordinary. I thought I could fight back to expose them. Not today! Shes getting water Or Its her turn never sat right with me. So, what do you say, my loving, supportive, most amazing mother in the whole, wide world? Oh! He/she talks on a headset. When I was little, I was hungry. (pause) What do you mean theres a button? They were all standing by their lockers: Missy, Claire and Prissy. I am nothing. I will strike at midnight, and they wont see it coming. My mom just bought it for me. Thats a long time. Everyone in this family does. Look, Im not stupid. Yeah. Humiliating! For the first time, I feel like there is going to be a good change in our lives. You got that from me, you got that from me.. Youll see me. Amber is a young woman living in Los Angeles. Oh yeahprivacy! They are telling their friend who wants to help what they feel and why they still; continue to use drugs. By: Trequan D., Mississippi, USA, Age 17 Gender: Male Genre: Comedic Description: Rudolphs brother tells him not to forget where he is from. Like the meeting when humans were created. After that meeting, she left and I was moved to a different section of the building, and united with you, the one that had brought her joy for so many years. Plan out your movements. Third Place Winner! The ones that have no shame hurting people. Were going with Aladdin rubbing a magic lamp to summon you instead, says Bob. Like Godzilla couldnt evenokay not the time. You know I have bipolar. I also compare myself to other girls, a lot. Even if I try, I know Ill get the inevitable Why didnt you take the normal route? which will make me even more embarrassed. Thats what my mom says anyway. I refuse to wear my glasses, even though it makes my mom mad, and I probably need them. No, I imagine that birds are brave. We were all at my old kindergarten, down off 2nd and 45th. Im busy. At first it was blisters. Its every day, every night. I could be healthy tomorrow. I mean come on that happened when I was three. She snapped out of her trance. Welcome to GoodLife, my name is Anya. (sigh) Could you stop yelling for help so much? Judging by the way both of these people acted, I think that they had some secret connection. Third Place Winner! Like when our families used to go to the beach together. It just sort of covers up all the hurt and emptiness. Then, at the end, a light turns on, flickering. I mean look at what I have. (Anya leaves the office), By: Dakota Stranger, Georgia, USA, Age 14 Description: A kid dreams of an odd encounter that has a real-world complication. Theres this thing called emancipation. You have my word. You will find your way back. Other than to change your name. R, Run! Realizing.) Do it for the children. I didnt understand what I was feeling, I loved dancing, but I was always told that I would never make it. (angry) Wait? Genre: Dramatic. Next thing, shell think Im anorexic. THE BREAD! Monsters Inc. 7. Not very Devon is it? I say. Genre: Dramatic. Were going to the bookstore! They matched the potato sack perfectly. Or would you go forward and take the unknown future and be whisked away to a place where everything could be totally new like a fresh start? But it was not my fault or the poor linguinis fault. I love you, just keep your distance and we wont have any altercations. Then she slapped me and ran out. But I was worried because there were so many things that could go wrong at the zoo. When you moved in next door, I was so happy. By: Karly Anderson, Age 14, Texas, USA Description: A teen goes through their daily routine to meet the worlds standard of what it means to be enough. But if I only ate one slice of pizza, thats only 300 calories. It was that kinda, doe-eyed, sloppy lie you tell when youve got cherry marmalade in your heart about a guy. Oh, dont worry! But, two weeks ago Mrs. Rolanda, my English teacher, announced that we were all going to write original monologues. Ooooh, look what Santa got me! That is not good for two reasons: 1) Its getting hot in here. Then of course Baby Erk had to drop into our home. That was not remotely my idea, but it was so funny. Oh, no you dont! He says it was a cat. But I swear, if I get this promotion I will be the hardest worker youve ever had. Turning the serpent to stone wouldnt hurt either. That gooey melted-ness along with the color is just And in case youre wondering why I would need to put chocolate in my pocket, it would obviously be so I could eat it at school! Ive always wanted to talk to one of you guys, but never got the chance until now. I was his daughter. Speaking of him, hes coming over today, so youd better scurry along, it was nice to meet you! Actor can come up with a variety of challenging and funny physical antics and facial expressions.). (pause) I guess I should think of what I want to take in my luggage. We were all so beautiful, but we made people sad.
46 Monologues That Are Perfect for College Auditions By: Ava Reis, Age 12, St. Louis, MO, USA Description: A teenager is forced to go and see a psychologist by their parents. Amanda sits on her sister Isabels bed. Wait! Will you marry me? I got rid of them all, every last one! She called out for me to open the door, but I bitterly refused. So, last March. Second Place Winner By: Cameron F., El Paso, TX, USA, Age 13 Gender: Male Genre: Comedic (In an Irish accent.) If Cody Rhodes doesn't win that new WWE World Heavyweight . They were doing that thing where they were trying to keep their voices down, but its totally obvious. Dont worry, theyre waiting for me, yeah. Oh, thats the end of our session? Oh, just look at him, with that smile that melts me. But honestly, thats never going to happen, I could steal your belt buckle before you had time to put me in handcuffs. High class rank, Honor Society every teachers favorite. His bloody students. And do you know the best part? Sarah? We listened to Gloria Gaynor the whole ride home as I cried. I want to feel free. Im nothing to him. Let me tell you a secret, I did my research, and no one has a ring from Saturn, so it would be extra special, just for you! A vampire. (covers phone with hand) What? If you need any assistance dont hesitate to ask me. Ive been saying the pledge since I was five years old, but I never really thought about it until this exact moment. I might be sitting in a too-crowded tent playing my sixth round of Truth or Dare with the swim team or standing up by the blocks waiting for a race. By: Jeremy K., Age 12, Idaho Falls, Idaho, USA Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: The leader of the elves union rallies the elves against Santa. Youre screwing up my life here! Ironic then that Aladdin is one of only two of the quadrumvirate of modern Disney movies (The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin and The Lion King) that has not been placed on the big stage. By: Marina Paul, Age 16, Utah, USA Description: Daughter confronts her mother about their relationship. But right now, its our time to live, and not our time to melt yet. So theres no need to tell the police anything. (Elevator doors open. No need to write to us ahead of time. I just love watching humans scramble for power and kill each other in the process. I wish I was scared of the dark. But theyre supposed to. Maybe, just maybe, if I could find happiness in people and experiences, rather than clothes and looks, I would wake up and look forward to picking an outfit every day. Would you do it all over again and have a chance to reverse doing everything youve regretted? Ive tried to flee, but Im stuck. (pause) No, mom. I know you said Nene neglected you, but she was a single mother with three girls, and she couldnt afford all the things you wanted. When she is with me, I feel less alone, more normal. (Grabs a new piece of paper) Hey Jason, the house is quiet and boring without you here. It is reduced to the purest form of darkness, shadow-light. I could smell the pizza in the air, and I couldnt help but smile when the Twins hit a bomb to center field earlier in the game. Now that I say that Im realizing thats why I dont have my license. So, they had to walk. Watch a video performance of this monologue here! Straight. Ill never accept my mothers apologies or my friends or strangers who just bump into me on the street. [Dejectedly] It was an unfortunate thing to be my age in a war like that. Velicity and Xander are in college now and they have class today. I was lucky. "A Whole New World" from Aladdin by Tommy Wallach The day the Aladdin soundtrack came out I was one of the first kids on line. Well, Ive never been much for friends. So what if I stay in my room? I WILL share my room, but most importantly, Ill give that kid the childhood I never got to have. But he aint gonna track me down. (yelling) Jackson! Take all the time you need. I think Im going to have a heart attack. I will be giving you your swords. So, I promise to be loyal to the flag? Im trying to make a deal with you, jeez! By: Natalia Santos, Florida, USA, Age 13 Description: A teenage girl tries to convince her strict mother to let her go to a sleepover. Great! That way I dont have to worry about all of the things that could go right or could go wrong if I go out into the darkness. Katherine and I were in some sort of fight. Im going to die! There is no way shrimp could get their tiny little hands on the frying pan, and I dont think they have the brain capacity to know when rice is done cooking. The P stands for Penelope, it was my mothers name. Im a bit American and bit Polish! It was an accident from a boy in school that I didnt really know very well. People tell me how much Im like her, and it drives me crazy. I know I`m young, I cant talk a lot of English, Pero yo entiendo, but I can understand it. I dont even want to be the fairest of them all. Im starvingbut I am not going to eat that pizza. I deserved it, didnt I? So, you go. ET. Today my family and I are packed up and are ready to move somewhere else again. I can picture myself zooming through everything, surrounded by color and lightand I vow that I will one day go into space. I will not make friends with such oafish creatures. Not loud at first, but then there was a slam against the wall and there was silence for a moment. Everyone get out your pencils. What if a shark bites my head off? I cant afford for you to give out on me! Like seriously, dont try me because I will do it. He often pleads with me to trust him and whatever, but that always leads to arguments. Almost my entire family has been in jail before and I want to be the one to set an example for my familys next generation. They are coming to get me. He comes home, opens the fridge and sees wine, beer, and a donut, and there are older versions of Barry and Sally. At 8:30 she is supposed to be there. Before I have children. By: Chelsie K., Alaska, USA, Age 12 Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A cat tells a dog whos boss. I dont think I learned a single thing in his class. E.T. Dont you dare throw that chair out the window! Second Place Winner! Hed been talking to so many girls! So, from now on I will call you Courage. My wife LOVED pasta. The science teacher was teaching us about watersheds. But the lead singer doesnt dress like her. UHHHH. See ya then! Honorable Mention! Your sister. It is way deep. My dad, hes just stressed out is all. When I was your age, I loved to dance. We are literally in class right now. My name is Amber Bethany Elizabeth Mary-Sue Katherine Windslow. Write 3 paragraphs about firefighters and Search and Rescue teams. It is more of a spoken word piece than a monologue, so feel free to use creative movement, music, or multi-media in your performance. But you want to hear something even more strange? (Tearing up. Alright, now youll want to take a step forward, then dart out like a majestic scorpion of the Sahara! And yeah, surgery totally sucks, but beauty hurts, right? I think thats about it. Just because she cant speak your language yet, doesnt mean shes any less than you. He thinks Im going to thank him for making me do so many chores? Smart girls cant be enough until theyre pretty. Second Place Winner By: Brooke E., Little Rock, Arkansas, Age 14 Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A snobby fencing instructor gets a comeuppance. When I get to four hunderd, Im headin north. Third Place Winner! I climbed out of the car and walked over to the public toilet. And this pelo! I would like to have a word with whomever thought of this. An irrational fear, of course, theyre perfectly harmless. Thank you for coming to my seminar on Gallivanting through the Asteroid Cosmonaut Magnitude of Outer Planets through Orbit. For the kiddies out there SPAAAACE!
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